This Might Get Crazy

[pattimax]

"Would you like some toast?"
Red Dwarf- BBC

[17th Angel]

(You allowed to use the same one twice?)

[pattimax]

Originally Posted by 17th Angel

(You allowed to use the same one twice?)

It was said many, many times.

[pattimax]

Okay, no more toast.

"Standing in the rain reciting nursery rhymes,
trying to recall some long lost peace of mind."

John Prine

[Pathless]

kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky.
and i was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe.
sometimes i don't believe them myself and i decided i was never coming down.

just then a tiny little dot caught my eye.
it was just about too small to see.
but i watched it way too long.
that dot was pulling me down.

...---...---...+++...---.........

rain rain go away.
come again some other day.

--"Down In It", Nine Inch Nails

[pattimax]

"So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to b a filthy animal."

Samuel L. Jackson to John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

[wil]

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.

~Pink Floyd

[LeoSalinas22]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

game show host from, robocop

[pattimax]

What makes me think I can start clean slated,
the hardest to learn was the least complicated.

Indigo Girls (I know, I know. BC days)

[pattimax]

Sorry, messed it up. Start again.

Leo :
I'd buy that for a dollar!

game show host from,"robocop"

pattimax:
Aww, you're just a hedge!

Dudley Moore, "Arthur"

[Pathless]

Boy, these have gotten RaNNNN-DoM!!!

We need a KING to bring some order to the cRasZZinessthhhhh:

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Python. Grail.

[17th Angel]

Originally Posted by Pathless

Boy, these have gotten RaNNNN-DoM!!!

We need a KING to bring some order to the cRasZZinessthhhhh:

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Python. Grail.

(I think only English people will get this....)

"Here!!! Where's me washboard!?! Have you seen it? How Queer! Where's me washboard?"

Arthur Askey...

[cavalier]

This week I have been mostly eating yoghurt

[Pathless]

Hrrrrmmm?????

okay, okay:

Cut to Spaceballs (again):

[first title card]

Title Card: Once upon a time warp...

Title Card: In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away there lived a ruthless race of beings known as... Spaceballs. - Chapter Eleven - The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from theyr peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia. - Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above... - If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

[flowperson]

SCHWING !!!

Wayne and Garth, Wayne's World