The Official Unbinding Smite Thread

[LeoSalinas22]

i smite cockroaches. especially the ones that fly and get in your hair or on your back and make you dance so fast that you travel through time. or better yet, when you wake up from an awesome session of beauty sleep and lo and behold, you find one crawling up your leg or arm. damn it, man. what are the purpose of cockroaches? no purpose but to make you want to vomit. i mean, i don't fear them or anything, they are just so gross! then to top it off, when you kill one, it leaves an awful smell. i hates thems! down with roaches! *shutters and runs to the bathroom to vomit*