Man, that guy was almost
there. That much is clear from the article and the picture of him in Prague. He gave up too soon.

Now he is doomed. Doomed to a life of sub-par snacking and constant re-programming for shopping trips, delivered to him via the commercial breaks in those
Law & Order re-runs.
I just hope for his sake that he doesn't eat
Keebler products in his couch adventures, lest he end up suffering even more through discovery of a dismembered elf finger--just like what happened recently to
Ed Swaney of Pine Meadow, CA.