Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Pathless · 08-06-2007, 09:28 AM

SAD NEWS

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

flowperson · 08-06-2007, 04:40 PM

Yikes !

"Dough boy" used to be my CB handle back in the 70's. But I pinched myself this morning, as I always do, and I'm still here I believe. Thanks for the necromancy-based news alert though. I'l be more careful when going down the stairs, at least later today... that is.

flow....

john66mustang · 08-07-2007, 10:54 PM

what! this is definitely a sad day!

wil · 08-09-2007, 10:16 PM

Faithful Servant was right!!

Pathless · 08-10-2007, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wil

Faithful Servant was right!!

About what?

Muslimwoman · 08-11-2007, 03:15 AM

What a sad loss, will the world ever be the same? The good ones always die young. so they say (is 71 still young?).

08-06-2007, 09:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pathless gains the more he gives Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 2,072	Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 SAD NEWS Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

08-06-2007, 04:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
flowperson Oannes Join Date: May 2006 Location: SW United States Posts: 2,613	Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 Yikes ! "Dough boy" used to be my CB handle back in the 70's. But I pinched myself this morning, as I always do, and I'm still here I believe. Thanks for the necromancy-based news alert though. I'l be more careful when going down the stairs, at least later today... that is. flow....

08-07-2007, 10:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
john66mustang New Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 what! this is definitely a sad day!

08-09-2007, 10:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
wil UNeyeR1 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,612	Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 Faithful Servant was right!!

08-11-2007, 03:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Muslimwoman Coexistence insha'Allah Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Egypt Posts: 2,574	Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 What a sad loss, will the world ever be the same? The good ones always die young. so they say (is 71 still young?).

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