Peter Henderson and Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Ciel]

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH my hearties..............

I need a mouth as wide as the sky
to say the nature of a true person.

RUMI

[Paladin]

Hmmm... I wonder what the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be her holy hooves) would say about this

[flowperson]

I believe she'd say,

" Avast thar Long John. See how gracefully I prance upon these 'ere four lovely pink legs and dainty hooves. Ye'll not be needin' a new leg to walk on when ye can ride me on my back to anywhere ye wish.

Pass me the flagon 'o rum thar matey... or sure as the sun rises on t' larboard side of the vessel if we be sailin' south...I'll be runnin ye through and through with this 'ere gnarly single horn on me forehead... stomp...stomp...snort...snort...neigh...neigh !"

I just couldn't resist...flow....

[kiwimac]

There be nothin' this here Piratical personage be like'n more 'n a hearty plate of pasta an' meatballs. Praise the noodly appendage!

[Ciel]

Love thy noodles.

Ciel