OK, so...

[Muslimwoman]

Oops I am on probation

I had a shower today, does that count as waterboarding?

[wil]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

Oops I am on probation

I had a shower today, does that count as waterboarding?

quit leading us on, and I woulda never guessed that 17th would rat us out.

pssst...So. Uh. Yea...we are going over the wall tonight, pass the word.

[flowperson]

Salaam my dear...I beileve that "waterboarding" and being "waterbored" are two entirely different concepts. Daily showering would, IMHO, fall under the second rubric.

Here's how to tell if you are on probatoon or not. If you get into your shower and there is already an athletic-minded 400 pound male in there, then you're on probation.

Not to worry my sweet. Doing the same sorts of things with water each day (scrubbing, rinsing, flushing, etc.) constitutes "waterbored" behaviors. The malicious use of water to evoke hidden, subversive, and concealed information from you would be "waterboarding".

flow....

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by wil

pssst...So. Uh. Yea...we are going over the wall tonight, pass the word.

I have my balaclava ready but of course it has a silly headband with arabic writing on and that explosive belt is so itchy.

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Here's how to tell if you are on probatoon or not. If you get into your shower and there is already an athletic-minded 400 pound male in there, then you're on probation.

I am not going to look just in case. I'll get my daddy to do it and if there is there is gonna be trouble.

Originally Posted by flowperson

evoke hidden, subversive, and concealed information from you would be "waterboarding".

Forewarned is forearmed. My lips are sealed.

BTW what is waterboarding? A sport I assume.

[wil]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

I have my balaclava ready but of course it has a silly headband with arabic writing on and that explosive belt is so itchy.

So. Uh. Yea...over here we spell it baklava, and I didn't say dynamite I said dolmades. So. Uh. Yea... we'll eat before we escape, make sure 17th and flow don't know.

[flowperson]

Mmmmmmm...baklava...honey, nuts, philo dough, cinnamon and a touch of nutmeg...hot oven for thirty minutes...mmmmmm...finger lickin' good....

Of course a main course of spanokopita with bechamel sauce would work just as well, along with some retsinas wine

flow....

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by wil

So. Uh. Yea...over here we spell it baklava, and I didn't say dynamite I said dolmades. So. Uh. Yea... we'll eat before we escape, make sure 17th and flow don't know.

Mum's the word Oops sorry the dynamite is just force of habit, anyway we might need to blow our way out.

Originally Posted by flowperson

Mmmmmmm...baklava...honey, nuts, philo dough, cinnamon and a touch of nutmeg...hot oven for thirty minutes...mmmmmm...finger lickin' good....

Flow will you go and eat something please, you are obsessed by food today and it's making me hungry.