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Old 04-27-2007, 07:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Neverending Comic Book Story

Given the growing climate of Lunacy on this forum and around the world, I thought:

what the hey!!! We need a neverending comicbook story thread!!!

And so. Let there be Neverending comicbookstory.

No rules. Follow my lead and run with it.



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Old 04-27-2007, 10:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

THEIR LEADER, Gjorme,




sent with him his greatest soldier

to ensure completion of the job, HOWEVER...

(oops... I just noticed what the gnome is doing. **Sorry**)

anywho on with the strip...

Last edited by Miss Amy : 04-27-2007 at 10:02 PM. Reason: I noticed that the gnome was giving the bird...OOPS!
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Old 05-01-2007, 04:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

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(oops... I just noticed what the gnome is doing. **Sorry**)


anywho on with the strip...
No, it's great. On with the story...
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

The Greatest Soldier did not count on the Fairy GodBunny, the Warrior of Bud Light, Nexxunkarkartoadalweeeeehabong,




son of Rexxulnowhowwhowhatwhenwhere, the Brave and Auspicious Bringer of Happy Easter Dawnings and Patron Saint of Cadbury Cream Eggs!



The Greatest Soldier, thus confronted with his own mortality, wept and cowered and melted:



And having thus consumed the melting vices and virtues of the Greatest Soldier, Nexxunkarkartoadalweeeeehabong the Faery GodBunny, son of the Just and Auspicious Patron Saint of Cadbury Cream Eggs, stood transformed...

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Nice
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

On hearing the news (transmitted through the Psychic Friends Network) that the Greatest Soldier had been defeated in battle, its essence consumed,
Gjorme
was understandably upset.



(Anyone else wanna play?)
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

Somebody do something with this steaming pile of cow dung!!

Meanwhile... in a crib (what? That's a desk man!)... the cows are revolting, chewing cud at an alarming speed!! Uh oh, planet Earth--you may be in for an overwhelming cloud of methane.



Don't worry! The Government Research Lab, under direct orders from the Commander-In-Chief, has the situation Under Control:

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Old 05-11-2007, 10:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

Gjorme
Was so upset he lost it and went to the bottom of a bottle, while in tittietwisters bar, he ended up attacking two female dancers, the barmen, and three orphans..... He was later arrested speeding down the wrong side of the freeway taking hits from an ice pipe....

This is also where they pinned the murder and sexual assualt of a male prostitue gnome called frank. DNA and prints matched him to the crime.



SO THE COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF!$£!$ went on and commissioned a soldier from another land which was a legend back in his home land, he had killed many soldiers with his bare hands and could send electrical shock waves as a form of attack, this ability was found watching too many childrens television shows, and a freak accident with his toaster in.... the bath... His name..... The Punisher.... Pikafreakingchu.....



Who was always followed by his two body guards....

Jim.... Who had a drinking problem... But, apart from that he was savy..


And Larry.... He was the, secks..




It' was now.... On.

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Old 05-11-2007, 11:22 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story

(won't let me edit any more...grrrr)

SO! while Gorme? Gjorme... ugh whoever was stuck in his cell knowing this was all a setup he weeped... Then baby jebus wept... And he came to gjororrme.e.. And said Remove your head from one's own arse gjro rome... Anti up do something the truth shall set you free my child for you are innocent I have faith in you!



So gorgon thanked him and then checked his head wasn't stuck in his rear and got to work!!!




He had been set up by Barry Scott... The ebil racist, sadistic, fashissssst, satanic nazi hippy.....



TO BE CONTINUED!$!£
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lmao again. Thanks for brightening my sleepless night. Beautiful work, friend.
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Hey I'm here for ya
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Old 05-11-2007, 11:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Cut to still-life with Barry Scott, plotting. Don't let that fake smile fool you, folks! That guitar doubles as an M-16!
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(I heard that guitar is packing two keys of coke... ;/)


Gjorme, had met a new friend in the shoe... Called mad fish McBob.... He had been working on a complex tunnel system to help them escape....




(I feel a tv series coming on brah.)

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The ebil gnome... (forgot his name hang on) *goes and checks*

BARRY SCOTT! but, of course... Had now hired the evil big head... A person with skills of something or other not important to go into detail as this character is about to die, just take my word for it... bad person...


Team Pika is on the scene!$!£"$



Coming to take out the evil plot but what's this!£$?!£"$?!



ebil big head don't think team pika has the minerals!$£! BUT THEN BANG!

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You've found your calling...TV show it is....start it up on you tube...flashes of slides with narration...after a few series I guarantee you'll create a following...and a contract...
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