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05-11-2007, 02:43 PM
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Where is the Love???
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
You two being serious? Cause I won't only do the shizzle I'll kiz iz all and bring the shizzle........
Pathless... We got to get to work... We have two viewers. *slams chubby checker - do the twist. on the speakers to motivate him* Come on pathless!! lets do the twist! Come on baby!!! let's do the twist! My daddy is sleeping an moma ain't around!!! We're gonna twist and twistin twistin till we tear the house down!£$!£ |
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05-11-2007, 03:08 PM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
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I'm not kidding...it is now out there in the ethers...nobody even has to read this...if you won't do it, it will be done. In another thread you indicated prayers don't work...G-d only does for you what G-d does thru you...you have the inspiration...you still have to move your feet...or the result will land on the one moving....plow forward my son...I'm looking to see the first youtube link within the week...with the first half baked 17th compliation of crap cinema |
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05-11-2007, 04:00 PM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
After the heroic battle... over the big head d00d Pika stumbled across a BURGER KING!£$!£"$!$
Turning around he suddenly noticed he was alone... It was strange but the chance to have more fat around his heart squeezing every last inch of life out of him was too much to resist!  after being served his "burger" by some greasy little teen he took a seat he took a bite! Instantly spitting that crap out!$£$!£ It was off!£$!£$ the meat was rotten!$!£$!  storming in the kitchen he demanded to find who was incharge!$£!£" but too his horror there was more to this tale... OH YES! Looking over the cookers he could see they were cooking John Wayne!!! Jim the drunk's little brother!£$£!$ and were planning on feeding him to the destroy0r of burgers  Who the hell is in charge of this place!$£!$ £!pika-freaking-chu demanded!$!"£  The news was shocking... Truly... Shocking... REALLY IT WAS! SHOCKING....   The king then went on to mention he was gonna mess up pika-freaking-chu something chronic......... then go play with the kiddies...  But for now he had to bring the pain!!! PIKACHUREWFEW WAS DOOMED!!! BUT THEN !$£!$ some freaking snow man came in13%!  and saved the day..... *TOO BE CONTINUED* (Oh if you want to be more serious and make this something... I think that's Pathless call... This thread is his.) |
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05-11-2007, 08:47 PM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
(Not my thread. It's a cooperative enterprise. I don't have time or inclination to assemble a youtube series, but wil has a point--could be fun for the right set of deranged individuals. Wait--maybe I do belong to team pikachewyoutube. Ack!!!
 I'm so confused. Nevermind, on with the story at hand.)Barry Goldwater White, snowman extraordinaire and the great white hope of hip-hop (after knocking out Eminem repeatedly in furious MC battles), no relation to Barry Scott--that bastard--was a true revolutionary.  He would have been on fire if he was not made of snow, and he had a curious dislike of kings, charlatans, gluttons, and kiddie molestors of all kinds. Packed full of mutant testosterone, BGW--as he was known among the Pikachuchew and Hell's Angel's crowds--was itchin' to write some lyrics about rockin' Burger King into an early dirt nap. And first he had to do his research. The scene was so bad that it should not be reported or recorded in live-action or cartoon images. When the police arrived on the scene, BGW was long gone, and the only remnants of Burger King were splattered chaotically all over the sidewalk.  |
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05-14-2007, 12:30 PM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
After already described the hrroific scene at burger king...
 Barry scott was hiding in the toilets all along....... On his escape he left a pipe bomb in the loooo...  Tragic.... Now the Commander in chief had to step in... The local area he had only one major cop to rely on... He sent in.... Sgt Barry Goober.... No relation of Barry Goldwater White or of Barry Scott... The bastard!  As he arrived on the scene however! It was rough.... Have you ever been caught in the crossfire of fat people that cannot get their chubby little hands on snacks? It ain't pretty.... It became messy...  Sgt Barry Goober got a call from his cousin Officer jim bob bob bob bobbins... Who said he had er, found a "lead" at a nearby dunkin donuts...  Leaving his police team to secure and watch over the burger king he moved like a bat out of hell to the Dunkin Donuts...  On his way he also left a message for the station to get a line up... They had to get Pika-freaking-chew in to identify any criminal...  TO BE CONTINUED!"£r£!r£fq |
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05-15-2007, 08:12 AM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
(omg I'm soooooo confused. Wait...
here it comes!!) Meanwhile, Pika-freakin'-chew had ambushed Ronald McDonald at the Macy's Day Parade and was gettin' busy humpin' the Orange-Haired-One--a gross display of public indecency!!!  Things became complicated. Pika-freakin'-chew was now a wanted pokemon, in trouble with the law, a menace to be brought to justice on charges of Sodomy and Public Drunkennes. Who then would be able to witness to the powers that be about the gruesome scene of terrorism at Burger King??? Was Barry Goldwater White to get away with it all?? Would he be free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise from the safety of his refrigerated compound in Chinatown??  |
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05-15-2007, 09:20 AM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
Although Sgt Barry Goober.... (No relation to Barry scott, that bastard!) Started to ponder, there was quite a background of history on Mr R McDonald....
   Constant gang warfare fights, terrorist attacks on other takeaway venues....  It was a shame... But Since a child.... He was different....  |
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05-21-2007, 09:38 AM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
Meanwhile, when you thought you had heard the last of gjorme? gorman? Go go shaka can? Gormje? WHO FREAKING EVER!$E£!$
Him and Mad fish McBob.......  had finally got through the toilet tunnels... IT WORKED BABY!! It was indeed a long dark dangerous adventure through the sewerage but, they made it.... out on to the top of errr Mount Everest!£$£!!!!   LUCKILY... Mad fish McBob could change into the form of... PENGUIN!£"$!"£  The flew down the mountain like sh... poop off a shovel... INTENSE! Get intense and excited people!! flying passed pine tree's and crap... WOOSH FAST! WOW!! LISTEN TO THAT WOOSH!!! INTENSE!!! ..We'll be back after these words from our sponsor......  Ok, and we're back... So yeah... Where was I? Oh, they got down the mountain fine... ;/ They now headed back to Gjorkma's home... Where he was the Gnome prince! Son of Barry Shnitzle... (No relation to Barry scott... That bastard.)  The legions of the Shnitzle gnome's would welcome him with open arsm!!$£"!$!£"$!  He had to lead this army on a quest of vengence agasin't the bastard.... Barry Scott....   Head's shall fly!! and there shall be a holy gnome war!$!"£$! TO BE CONTINUED.... |
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05-23-2007, 12:30 PM
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Re: Neverending Comic Book Story
Yeah so..... Mad Fish McBob... Parted ways from Gjormer.... And started up his old ice hockey team... The Fishermen's friends.....
 And they had a match agaisn't the knut stompers.... THAT WERE LED BY BARRY 'the bastard!' SCOTT!!! Small world isn't? Even more Ironic Pika-freaking-chew had lost his way and had felt like a game of Hockey and Mad fish signed him up...... Can't remember what he was doing before but who cares? I am making this up... I am in charge....... I am zee capiton!! By the end of the First period it was 0 - 2 to the Knut stompers... Barry Scott was pwning..... Pure hockey....    Mad fish mcbob was looking worse for wear... And he was looking concerned too...  Mad fish laughed and decided to bring in he two secret weapons Pika-freaking chew!! This made him laugh!!!! OH HOW HE LARFED! And dave....  Dave.... Pika-freakin-chew soared onto the ice in the 2nd period like a wild banshie!£$!$£!   2 - 1 to the Knut Stompers.... The face started again...  10mins left in the period... And dave pulled the... That guy just called you a woosy card... It flared!!!   HE claimed to the ref that he wasn't a woosy woosy woo woo...... and wanted more of the guy that called him such!!!! Quoting "how'd you like me now!" The knut stompers "four dwarfs" (legends) Stomped in to enforce!!!   The madness started again!$£$!£"    In this distraction the knut stompers crashed the net....  So much violence that it caused the rare ice hockey fighting call of the polar bear.... Which travelled fast to the north pole and had a messy out come...  3 - 1 to the knut stompers!£$£!$!  Face off again... It was looking bad... But mad fish had to larf... Obviously! HE WAS AS MAD AS A FREAKING FISH  SO BACK TO THE FACE OFF! Pika chew stormed again3q$R£!$!£   3 - 2!$!"£$!£" It was getting heated 2 mins left in the 2nd period!!!! Last few seconds of the 2nd period!$£!$ who could say how it was going to go the goal keeper was calm and colleceted..... Pika got a break away... He was clear it was him... And the keeper that is all that stood in the way of getting the equaliser.... and his hat trick...  Even dave was pooping his pants with suspense... Hopefully wouldn't start throwing it around like the last match... All he could do was stand there in awe... with that What the hell is going to happen look on his face........ Pika deked£!R!R he deeeeeked again! and again!£$!$ The triple freaking dippy dippy deke.1..324321. What a move... The Keeper dived!? HE SHOOOOOTS!? ..... HE SCORES!"$££!"$!£"$!£"$!£"$!"£$! Oh how he loves to show off... Shine on.... Shine on cherrib!    3 - 3!!! the horn went!!! only one period left of the match!! they all stopped for tea and cookies......... The cleaners drove onto the ice....  TO BE CONTINUED!!!! (If I can be bothered lol...) |
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