Just a stranger on a bus

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Originally Posted by wil

So as I don't believe in the anthropomorphic version of you, how is it that you operate the keyboard?

Are your thoughts transmitted automatically to the post?

Who's image was man created in? I'm typin away here with my holy fingers comrade. As God you can do almost anything - take any form, be anywhere, fly in outer space. The whole deal. It's actually pretty cool. In terms of computers, you should see the Apple store where I live, it's off the hook!

Originally Posted by wil

You know there are so many doubters out there, this would be such a simple thing, simply simultaneously post a prayer for all matter in the universe to each of our almost 8,000 threads.

You see, it could be done, but then this is just one universe amongst many, and in this universe yours is just one iddy biddy little planetoid floating around one of the trillion billion or so stars. Y'all here for a good reason, and it's your job to figure out what that is. And now don't be pretendin you don't know the answers.

May Love and kindness shower upon you.

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Greetings MW, you were spot on with the strawberry, although banana is close second. You want numbers, I got some "lucky" one's here for ya'

7, 11, 14, 21, 32, 34

P.S - Francis I think you have a few issues goin on right now. But please be sure that time is a healer, and that we've got all eternity to get better.

Shalom AG

[seattlegal]

Originally Posted by ALMIGHTY GOD

close ... it ends with "snakey"

Speaking of that, do you agree with the Acintita Sutta where is says not to conjecture about "The precise working out of the results of kamma..." in that conjecturing about it "would bring madness and vexation to anyone who conjectured about it?"

[wil]

Originally Posted by ALMIGHTY GOD

You see, it could be done, but then this is just one universe amongst many, and in this universe yours is just one iddy biddy little planetoid floating around one of the trillion billion or so stars.

That's two strikes AG, step up to the plate brother, you are failing miserably, one more and we toss you back to the minors to improve your skills, it appears you may not yet be ready for the show.

[Francis king]

dear God, thank you for the lucky numbers: I put a pound on the lottery and bingo! I won 3 million pounds. Thanks.

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by Francis king

dear God, thank you for the lucky numbers: I put a pound on the lottery and bingo! I won 3 million pounds. Thanks.

Make your mind up girl was it the lottery or the bingo

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Originally Posted by seattlegal

Speaking of that, do you agree with the Acintita Sutta where is says not to conjecture about "The precise working out of the results of kamma..." in that conjecturing about it "would bring madness and vexation to anyone who conjectured about it?"

I'm the Daddy!

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Originally Posted by wil

That's two strikes AG, step up to the plate brother, you are failing miserably, one more and we toss you back to the minors to improve your skills, it appears you may not yet be ready for the show.

Batter ready for bunt

Hey, even Michael Jordan found it tough in the big leagues

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Originally Posted by Francis king

dear God, thank you for the lucky numbers: I put a pound on the lottery and bingo! I won 3 million pounds. Thanks.

Think nothing of it.

Lots of Love,

AG

[flowperson]

Originally Posted by ALMIGHTY GOD

Batter ready for bunt

Hey, even Michael Jordan found it tough in the big leagues

Hi AG...unless my memory is failing me again, Michael only made it as far as the Birmingham Alabama minor league club. If my memory has failed me again, please have mercy and correct my transgression. Thanks!


flow....

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Originally Posted by flowperson

Hi AG...unless my memory is failing me again, Michael only made it as far as the Birmingham Alabama minor league club. If my memory has failed me again, please have mercy and correct my transgression. Thanks!

flow....

That just shows exactly how tough he found it. He never got past the minors.

"Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you,
especially when you're God and you're running barefoot through the snow"

[17th Angel]

How much, wood.... Would a wood-chuck, chuck.... IF a wood-chuck, could chuck, wood?

*blinks*

[Leafblade]

Holy crap it's the Almighty G.! *Takes pictures to send back home*

[wil]

Originally Posted by 17th Angel

How much, wood.... Would a wood-chuck, chuck.... IF a wood-chuck, could chuck, wood?

*blinks*

Everyone knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.

But do you know how many sly snakes slid up the sled as the other sly snakes slid down?

or that blue black bugs bled blue black blood but while other black bugs bled blue

or how many eagles eased out of the eased while the other eagles eased east?

glory glory hallelujah, glory glory whats it to ya?

[17th Angel]

Originally Posted by wil

Everyone knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.

But do you know how many sly snakes slid up the sled as the other sly snakes slid down?

or that blue black bugs bled blue black blood but while other black bugs bled blue

or how many eagles eased out of the eased while the other eagles eased east?

glory glory hallelujah, glory glory whats it to ya?

Maaate.... I'm 17th..... I'm not god.... Savvy? I have no freaking idea of the answer to any of those questions.... LMAO that last one sounds like some crappy christian rap music lol...