Just a stranger on a bus - Page 2

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-09-2007, 04:27 PM

Ah, Wil, it would be my pleasure...

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Originally Posted by wil

1. If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. If I taped a buttered bread to the back of a cat, which way would it land?

Firstly, what height would you be dropping the cat from? Secondly is it white or wholemeal bread?

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Originally Posted by wil

2. Can you make a rock so big you can't lift it?

In a word - no. Rocks are formed of gross energies. No amount of gross energy can ever be beyond the control of the Almighty Lord.

Hoping to be of service - Your loving friend

17th Angel · 11-09-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ALMIGHTY GOD

Does anyone have any questions they would like to address to the God Almighty?

Ok then god.... Why are you so "me me me me me" why has everything got to be about you? You're god... Ok nice one, well done.. How about you sit back a bit and let others shine ;\ with all that nonsense in that book you wrote about "give me the glory" "I am the one who should have glory no one else" Come on.... You're bigger than that surley god? Also why so jealous.... For a "supreme amazing ultra being...." You sure do have your weak/childish points...... :\ Why?

flowperson · 11-09-2007, 04:43 PM

Welcome to CR , AG.

In the case of your chosen identifying name I have always found the attachment of any adjectives to the noun "G-d" to be superfluous and unneeded excess.

So I hope you don't mind if I address you by the acronym "AG". Acronym usage suits us over here in the colonies you know.

Saves time, which is, of course, your primary medium of existence, no ?

And by the way, time is something that those of us who try to live in the "post modern world" seem to have precious little of these days. I'm tempted to call you "ancient of days" but that would be getting ahead of myself, HUH ?

flow....

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-09-2007, 04:56 PM

My dearest 17th Angel, thank you kindly for your questions.

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

Ok then god.... Why are you so "me me me me me" why has everything got to be about you? You're god... Ok nice one, well done.. How about you sit back a bit and let others shine ;\

I didn't write the history books. You can't blame me on that score.

From my perspective all the glories go to the sincere souls who have dedicated their lives for the sake of others, and the love of their Lord. In my opinion I am unable to re-pay their debt. When you praise the son, is the father not pleased?

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Originally Posted by 17th Angel

Also why so jealous.... For a "supreme amazing ultra being...." You sure do have your weak/childish points...... :\ Why?

How could an omnipotent God ever feel such a negative emotion? Your logic is correct oh Angel of wisdom.

17th Angel · 11-09-2007, 04:58 PM

Angel of wisdom? Jah, you charmer you....

Last question, will I ever believe -in- you.....

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-09-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by flowperson

So I hope you don't mind if I address you by the acronym "AG". Acronym usage suits us over here in the colonies you know.

flow....

Feel free to address me as you like Flow.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

seattlegal · 11-09-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ALMIGHTY GOD

Does anyone have any questions they would like to address to the God Almighty?

Sure! What would be the most beneficial question I could ask?

{Barring that, an alternative question might be, What is the ultimate breakfast treat? I thought it might go well with your question: "Hmm... what common saying starts with "wakey wakey..."?}

pattimax · 11-09-2007, 05:14 PM

Well it's about time you showed up! What took you so long?

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-09-2007, 06:15 PM

{{Pattimax}} (Big Hugs)
To quote Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" - same goes for Almighty God.

Dearest 17th Angel - when you next watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and hear Carlton Banks' words of wisdom spring forth, then your faith will increase twelve-fold.

Seattlegal, please accept my blessings. The most beneficial question to ask is the same in any situation and to concerned parties. Simply, "how can I serve you?".

As for the ultimate breakfast treat, well that's an easy one - Ezekial 4:9 see: http://www.foodforlife.com/

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-09-2007, 06:18 PM

I just posted but included a link. The answers may take some time to manifest.
AG

flowperson · 11-09-2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by seattlegal

"Hmm... what common saying starts with "wakey wakey..."?}[/i]

Rhymes with...ache-key. break-ey ?

flow....

wil · 11-09-2007, 06:29 PM

You know I do it all the time, when I make live Ezekial burritos with soaked beans, avacadoes, tomatoes, onions, and hummus, I always say thank you G!d.

It is so nice to be able to do it in...err...person.

So as I don't believe in the anthropomorphic version of you, how is it that you operate the keyboard?

Are your thoughts transmitted automatically to the post?

You know there are so many doubters out there, this would be such a simple thing, simply simultaneously post a prayer for all matter in the universe to each of our almost 8,000 threads.

Simple for you, proof beyond a doubt for those septics, (note our limit on post frequency only applies to humans)

Francis king · 11-09-2007, 06:37 PM

oh, I've been waiting for you to put in an appearance, AG...

Dear Almighty God,

if you would be so kind, would you please manifest in my front room this evening so I can give you the good kicking you so rightfully deserve?

I have been watching your antics over the years and things don't look good. You might have fooled the peasants, but you're not fooling everyone. People are losing faith in you, and really, it's all your own fault. You can't expect us to love you and trust you and praise your holy name if you carry on acting like a savage narcissistic sociopath. You can change, if you want to, and be the God we'd all really like you to be, but well, you've been like this for a while, and we've collectively just about had enough. If you're so great, clever, wise, et cetera then please, do us a favour, change or go to that place where the old gods go to die, and we might just have a chance.

Yours sincerely,

the human race.

p.s. any horse racing tips given in visions are most welcome, and might help us to forget your past transgressions.

Muslimwoman · 11-10-2007, 06:14 AM

Oh it is true about the ice cream then, strawberry I believe? Good to know, I shall be buried with a spoon.

Welcome almighty god, please choose 6 numbers between 1 & 49.

Salaam
MW

ALMIGHTY GOD · 11-10-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by flowperson

Rhymes with...ache-key. break-ey ?

flow....

close ... it ends with "snakey"

11-09-2007, 04:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
flowperson Oannes Join Date: May 2006 Location: SW United States Posts: 2,613	Re: Just a stranger on a bus Welcome to CR , AG. In the case of your chosen identifying name I have always found the attachment of any adjectives to the noun "G-d" to be superfluous and unneeded excess. So I hope you don't mind if I address you by the acronym "AG". Acronym usage suits us over here in the colonies you know. Saves time, which is, of course, your primary medium of existence, no ? And by the way, time is something that those of us who try to live in the "post modern world" seem to have precious little of these days. I'm tempted to call you "ancient of days" but that would be getting ahead of myself, HUH ? flow....

11-09-2007, 04:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
17th Angel Where is the Love??? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Adolescence Posts: 4,244	Re: Just a stranger on a bus Angel of wisdom? Jah, you charmer you.... Last question, will I ever believe -in- you.....

11-09-2007, 05:14 PM	#23 (permalink)
pattimax Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A very pretty town in Kentucky Posts: 1,154	Re: Just a stranger on a bus Well it's about time you showed up! What took you so long?

11-09-2007, 06:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
ALMIGHTY GOD New Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 25	Re: Just a stranger on a bus {{Pattimax}} (Big Hugs) To quote Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" - same goes for Almighty God. Dearest 17th Angel - when you next watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and hear Carlton Banks' words of wisdom spring forth, then your faith will increase twelve-fold. Seattlegal, please accept my blessings. The most beneficial question to ask is the same in any situation and to concerned parties. Simply, "how can I serve you?". As for the ultimate breakfast treat, well that's an easy one - Ezekial 4:9 see: http://www.foodforlife.com/

11-09-2007, 06:18 PM	#25 (permalink)
ALMIGHTY GOD New Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Everywhere Posts: 25	Re: Just a stranger on a bus I just posted but included a link. The answers may take some time to manifest. AG

11-09-2007, 06:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
wil UNeyeR1 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,618	Re: Just a stranger on a bus You know I do it all the time, when I make live Ezekial burritos with soaked beans, avacadoes, tomatoes, onions, and hummus, I always say thank you G!d. It is so nice to be able to do it in...err...person. So as I don't believe in the anthropomorphic version of you, how is it that you operate the keyboard? Are your thoughts transmitted automatically to the post? You know there are so many doubters out there, this would be such a simple thing, simply simultaneously post a prayer for all matter in the universe to each of our almost 8,000 threads. Simple for you, proof beyond a doubt for those septics, (note our limit on post frequency only applies to humans)

11-09-2007, 06:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
Francis king Executive Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: liverpool, the 2008 winners of the capital of culture, england Posts: 959	Re: Just a stranger on a bus oh, I've been waiting for you to put in an appearance, AG... Dear Almighty God, if you would be so kind, would you please manifest in my front room this evening so I can give you the good kicking you so rightfully deserve? I have been watching your antics over the years and things don't look good. You might have fooled the peasants, but you're not fooling everyone. People are losing faith in you, and really, it's all your own fault. You can't expect us to love you and trust you and praise your holy name if you carry on acting like a savage narcissistic sociopath. You can change, if you want to, and be the God we'd all really like you to be, but well, you've been like this for a while, and we've collectively just about had enough. If you're so great, clever, wise, et cetera then please, do us a favour, change or go to that place where the old gods go to die, and we might just have a chance. Yours sincerely, the human race. p.s. any horse racing tips given in visions are most welcome, and might help us to forget your past transgressions.

11-10-2007, 06:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
Muslimwoman Coexistence insha'Allah Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Egypt Posts: 2,574	Re: Just a stranger on a bus Oh it is true about the ice cream then, strawberry I believe? Good to know, I shall be buried with a spoon. Welcome almighty god, please choose 6 numbers between 1 & 49. Salaam MW

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