Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... - Page 5

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine · 12-16-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Quahom1

My son got it (he's 23), but he's also familiar with Irish geography...

Which one, the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is "grounded" or the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is often airborne?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

Quahom1 · 12-16-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

Which one, the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is "grounded" or the one with more lives than a :kitty: and is often airborne?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

The grounded one. lol But the nightmares are killing him...and I don't know what to do. I'm an engineer damnit not a Psychiatrist...

InLove · 12-16-2006, 08:58 PM

I used to think it was a long way to temporary.

Quahom1 · 12-16-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by InLove

I used to think it was a long way to temporary.

Oawwh, In love,

Ye're breakin' me heart. Everyone knows where Tip is...an what i' tis about.

Between ye and Wil, t'will be the death o' me...

InLove · 12-17-2006, 01:54 PM

No worries, Q--Dad explained it to me one day when he heard me making Barbie sing it.

(But mostly my Barbie was Nancy Sinatra, and mostly she sang "Boots".

)

InPeace,
InLove

Ciel · 12-17-2006, 02:11 PM

A Zen master once said to his student, "Do the opposite of what I tell you."

So he didn't.

- c -

Prober · 12-19-2006, 11:06 PM

It goes without saying...

InLove · 12-19-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Prober

It goes without saying...

Shhhhh!

Scarlet Pimpernel · 12-28-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wil

This joke has an age limit. Now I am almost 50, I'd be interested in knowing the youngest person that understood it.

I got it, and I'm 31. But then I'm kind of a music nerd.

When I was in high school (late 80's) I was jealous of my uncle for having been a teenager in the 40's because it meant he got to dance the jitterbug and listen to big band music.

chakraman · 12-29-2006, 08:55 AM

what do you do when a bird sh!ts on your windscreen.......- pack her in!

chakraman · 12-29-2006, 05:18 PM

how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

fish.......

chakraman · 12-29-2006, 05:23 PM

why does it take 3 pre menstrual women to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT!!!!!!!

chakraman · 12-29-2006, 05:25 PM

whats pink and hard? a pig with a flicknife....

Prober · 12-29-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by chakraman

whats pink and hard? a pig with a flicknife....

chakraman · 12-29-2006, 05:41 PM

i have to do 10 posts before i can post a url so i'm spreading the jokes out........

what did the buddhist statue say to the wooden jesus crucifix?

nothing........statues can't talk!

12-16-2006, 08:58 PM	#63 (permalink)
InLove at peace Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 3,267	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... I used to think it was a long way to temporary.

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InLove at peace Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 3,267	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... No worries, Q--Dad explained it to me one day when he heard me making Barbie sing it. (But mostly my Barbie was Nancy Sinatra, and mostly she sang "Boots". ) InPeace, InLove

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Ciel in essence Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oxfordshire uk Posts: 811	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... A Zen master once said to his student, "Do the opposite of what I tell you." So he didn't. - c -

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Prober Give Us This Day... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,258	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... It goes without saying...

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chakraman God save us from religion Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheltenham Posts: 129	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... what do you do when a bird sh!ts on your windscreen.......- pack her in!

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chakraman God save us from religion Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheltenham Posts: 129	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish.......

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chakraman God save us from religion Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheltenham Posts: 129	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... why does it take 3 pre menstrual women to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT!!!!!!!

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chakraman God save us from religion Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheltenham Posts: 129	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... whats pink and hard? a pig with a flicknife....

12-29-2006, 05:41 PM	#75 (permalink)
chakraman God save us from religion Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheltenham Posts: 129	Re: Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ... i have to do 10 posts before i can post a url so i'm spreading the jokes out........ what did the buddhist statue say to the wooden jesus crucifix? nothing........statues can't talk!

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