Happy thread

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

why wait for rain.... shovel, hole, hosepipe, jump!

(and upload to youtube)

s.

Will the duck pond do? I might break a nail if I dig a hole lol

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

Will the duck pond do? I might break a nail if I dig a hole lol

well don't kill the ducks...

s.

[greymare]

oh snoopy, what is it with you and farting????? Do you have a gaseous issue??? lol As I live in a houseful of males, this stench issue is often discussed, Usually turned into a competition, then I leave to find something to do outside. The house walls vibrate, then there is a gaggle of "oh thats rank, something died up your ar.e!!!!" a pleasant and fragrant world I live in. lol love the Grey

[Muslimwoman]

Oh no Grey, move to a house full of women, at least that way the loo seat will be down.

It must be a man thing, I told my Dad about Snoopy's farting in the bath post and everyday since Dad has managed to bring farting into the conversation. It seems Snoopy has given permission for Dad to talk about farting and the old toad is making the most of it before Mum & I get sick and ban the word.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

Oh no Grey, move to a house full of women, at least that way the loo seat will be down.

It must be a man thing, I told my Dad about Snoopy's farting in the bath post and everyday since Dad has managed to bring farting into the conversation. It seems Snoopy has given permission for Dad to talk about farting and the old toad is making the most of it before Mum & I get sick and ban the word.

ROFLMAO (and therefore probably farting)....

You told your dad? I thought that this was just our little secret. The next thing you know someone on the other side of the world will know about it....oh, hi grey.....

s.

[wil]

Originally Posted by greymare

oh snoopy, what is it with you and farting?????

Oh, I know some women with gas issues...and ones that flaunt it in public worse than men in private!

That being said SnoopDog...It does seem that there is some all pervasive issue here. You've gotten/created a reputation...

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by wil

That being said SnoopDog...It does seem that there is some all pervasive issue here. You've gotten/created a reputation...

Well of course Snoopy is just an online creation, whose characteristics I pick and choose at whim; a fiction generated using my keyboard. In the real world, the person that types these posts never farts. In the same manner, as you have intimated wil, that the real world female creators of the fictional characters on this forum never fart.

s.

[wil]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Well of course Snoopy is just an online creation, whose characteristics I pick and choose at whim; a fiction generated using my keyboard. In the real world, the person that types these posts never farts. In the same manner, as you have intimated wil, that the real world female creators of the fictional characters on this forum never fart.

s.

yeah right

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by wil

yeah right

I never had you down as sarcastic...

<goes away to revise notes on wil...>

s.

[Snoopy]

In fact, taking a leaf out the (face) book of some of the famous (apparently)…I’ve decided that I’m too busy in the offline world to maintain my presence myself in this online world and so have decided to employ somebody to do it for me; nobody will be able to tell the difference I reckon.

I’m employing someone on the legal minimum wage as it’s a bit of a soft job, so I only managed to get a young Russian immigrant to apply for it; not sure that they know as yet what it entails exactly, I suspect he thinks it’s fruit picking (his English is not too good at the minute, but this will be a fine opportunity to improve it).

s.

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I’m employing someone on the legal minimum wage as it’s a bit of a soft job, so I only managed to get a young Russian immigrant to apply for it; not sure that they know as yet what it entails exactly, I suspect he thinks it’s fruit picking (his English is not too good at the minute, but this will be a fine opportunity to improve it).

s.

Oh look, he must have done that post for you - the english has improved.

[flowperson]

Back in the day when I was but a wee Toad in the 50's, and talking about farting was very naughty, there was a recording, yes an actual breakable record, that was all about a Championship Farting Contest. As I recall it was all narrated and done with characters who spoke with a pronounced English accent (What a surprise ! Is this how you got your start Snoopy ?). We never tired ( the wee Toads of like mind and naughtiness) of sneaking the record out of our parent's homes and playing it whilst we rolled on the floor of a friend's home in secret glee, farting and wetting our pants in shrieks of hilarity.

One of the central features of the docudrama was a very elaborately carved "farting post" which was worn smooth and polished in various places on accord of the centuries of use as it had been gripped and used by combatants in the ancient and honorable Championships. Contestants would approach the post which was earnestly and firmly gripped by each contestant as he (no women were represented in the faux contest) forcefully offered his entry into the contest. I'm quite sure that Mel Brooks was influencd by this record as an adolescent before he came up with the campire scene in Blazing Saddles.

I'll bet your new employee's relatives are making a modern re-recording of the contest in Irkutsk as we write here.

Anyone ever hear this highly revered recording...Snoopy ?

flow....

[greymare]

snoop the old stinker probably was the founding father. lol. I'm not letting my boys read the above post as it will only give them ideas and then I'll have to move out of home. Funny, I used to hear the word Snoopy and picture that lovely little dog from the comics then as time goes on i hear Snoop and picture that rapper with the Hos and Bros (yar yar) now howver I picture a fish(?) with gas eminating from its nether regions.lol

[Comet]

I thought this was a happy thread all you guys are talking about is farting lol

[greymare]

it keeps snoop happy.lol