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[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by Tao_Equus

Call me paranoid if you like, I really dont care :P But the net IS being trawled by the FBI and CIA and there are people somewhere reading our posts and deciding whether they deserve filing or not. So if I use some keywords like CIA bomb semtex fertiliser bomb explosives attack senate Washington hijack guaranteed that within minutes someone is reading it.

So for that person doing the reading... KISS MY ASS

Oh you big coward, you know it won't get picked up unless you put the word MUSLIM in it. Oops I did it now, sorry have to go a couple of guys in dark glasses and squiggly plastic coming out of their ears are knocking down my door.

Oh and Wil, sorry to burst your bubble but Wall St & Shanghai have nothing on Microsoft - they are the ultimate Big Brother.

[I, Brian]

Hang on a moment - a big black car just pulled up outside my house and there's a couple of basketball players in dark suits and sunglasses stepping out...

[juantoo3]

The basketball players aren't so much to worry about...it's the 600 pound gorillas with uzis that should be concerning.

[Muslimwoman]

Sorry I can't post anything, as I was flown, on a secret flight, through 10 european countries, illegally of course, then flown to guantanimo. They keep asking me about Jihad - oh no I did it again........back to the interrogation cell.

Oh it's ok this time they wanted to talk about my unflattering remarks about Windows Vista - apparently much more serious a crime than political or nuclear warfare.....oh no not again........

[China Cat Sunflower]

Hi Jack!

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by China Cat Sunflower

Hi Jack!

Hi China

How did you know my name is Jack?

[China Cat Sunflower]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

Hi China

How did you know my name is Jack?

It is? No I was goofing on hijack. Like if the FBI had your phone tapped and they heard you say "Hi Jack!" (hijack) kinda thing.

Now I'm wondering if you're just yanking my string.

Chris

[InLove]

Does anyone remember an old corny song that was about a plane getting hi-jacked to Cuba, and the guy telling the story didn't know what was going on? He said the flight attendant must have been really happy to see that guy because she started running toward him shouting, "Hi, Jack!", and he responded with "Hi, Vanna!". And everyone got free drinks and they spent the night on this really great island....bada bing.

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by China Cat Sunflower

It is? No I was goofing on hijack. Like if the FBI had your phone tapped and they heard you say "Hi Jack!" (hijack) kinda thing.

Now I'm wondering if you're just yanking my string.

Chris

Hi Chris

Hee, hee I know, sorry I was trying and clearly failing to be funny. Or as you put it - yanking your chain. I shall get back to my naughty spot.

MW

[China Cat Sunflower]

I am sofa king we todd did.

Chris

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Muslimwoman

yanking your chain.

I believe this is still illegal in some American states.

s.

[juantoo3]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I believe this is still illegal in some American states.

Only in public places...and adult movie theatres (ask PeeWee Herman!). BTW, that is if you yank your own chain...it is perfectly legal for someone else to yank your chain for you...

[Muslimwoman]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I believe this is still illegal in some American states.

s.

Yes but I live in Egypt and we can get away with murder here.....literally. Although kissing my husband on the cheek in public is illegal