And the question was?

[Tao_Equus]

Trying out another silly thread here.

The idea is that an answer is posted and the following person has to post the question for that answer.

For example the answer "Most kitchen appliances are white"

Could be followed by "why do women get married in white dresses?"
(ooooops forgive my sexist jookes)

And of course following the question you would leave the answer for the next question.

So assuming that is clear the first answer is:

Strawberries and cream

[Snoopy]

In a poll of 100 people, what was the commonest dessert used in the bedroom?



The Tibetan Book of the Vague.

s.

[Tao_Equus]

The Dalai Lama, on completing a 6 month retreat at a Rastafarian commune, wrote which book?


A potted plant

[ardenz]

what might a Rastaferian have on their windowsill ?






one too many

[Pathless]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
One Two.
One Two who?

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Um... give me a minute. I've got the answer here somewhere.

[Snoopy]

How many American presidents have been called George W Bush?


A tub of hummus, a crash helmet and some latex gloves.


s.

[Snoopy]

oh p!

mine was supposed to follow on from ardenz....!!!

[Snoopy]

How many American presidents have been called George W Bush?


A tub of hummus, a crash helmet and some latex gloves.


s.

[Tao_Equus]

"Jimmy the Vegan", human canonball extrordinaire, was famous for being fired out of the canon with only 3 items....name them?

A hop, a skip and a jump.

[ardenz]

How far is it to the moon ? the monkey asked the Nephilim Man
(the monkey had advanced verbal skills)






deep underground

[wil]

Where does the Satanic Metaphysical Group meet?


A feather duster and tire iron.

[InLove]

What does the Fuller brush salesman need when making cold calls these days?

A magic pot of bubbling custard.

[ardenz]

what was The French Witch (trained as a Patisserie) brewing?



those heads will roll

[wil]

After genetically engineering perfectly spherical cabbage and cabbage in perfect cubes, the geneticist was asked what was the difference between the two varieties....

an expert flatulence monitor

[Tao_Equus]

For what was the first bathtub really invented?



A bag of jelly babies.